The Lumberjack Song

Nathan is listening to Monty Python while doing some Photoshop work.  I am awaiting fresh baked banana bread muffins.  Monty Python songs hold a special place in my memory.  I used the super short songs to fill in spots on mix tapes for one thing.  So whenever I hear Spam, I expect it to be followed by Local Gods (from the Leonardo DiCaprio Romeo & Juliette).  I taught Sit On My Face & Every Sperm is Sacred to the entire flute section, and we would sing them on the bus to and from games and competitions.  But The Lumberjack Song is by far my favorite.

Back in 95, I went to Governor’s School (month long nerd camp) where I made fantastic friends and regular school was forever ruined.  At the end of the month we had a talent show, and a bunch of the girls performed the Lumberjack Song.  We had to find a boy lead lumberjack, and we went with the nearest boy, Dustin, who could not carry a tune in a bucket (sorry, Dustin, but it’s true).  He and I didn’t get along that well (I always suspected he resented the fact that I was the ONLY girl in our group who DIDN’T have any interest in dating him), but I was trying to be helpful and get him in the right key and on the right beat.  I managed to offend him in my helpfulness (runs in the family), and he quit.  It was just a few days from the show, and we had a bunch of girls, even more flannel and a wooden ax, but no lead lumberjack, so off I went to find a replacement.  Now, all you GSH-ers, if this next bit comes as a surprise, I’m calling into question your attendance at GSH95.  I had a HUGE crush on this guy Barrett (who I later took to the prom as friends, sigh), and he and I were pretty good friends, so I asked him to replace our MIA lumberjack.  He was delighted, and one of my favorite memories of Barrett is seeing him walking across the campus at UT Martin singing the Lumberjack Song to himself.

Barrett was actually a talented actor and musician, so he could carry a tune backwards in a bucket balanced on his head while hopping on one foot.  Our Lumberjack Song was fantastic.  Somehow in the initial plans, I had been volunteered as the “girl” lumberjack (for the line “With my best girl at my side” at which time I skipped out in “short shorts”–which in the mid-90s came down pretty close to my knees–and braids with my flannel shirt tied in a knot.  It was very risque 😉 )  Boy did I luck out when we replaced the lumberjack my friends had a crush on with the lumberjack I had a crush on.  It was the highlight of the month.  🙂

That was not my last performance of The Lumberjack Song.  We acquired our first “boy flute” that year in the band, so of course, at the band camp talent show, we wanted to perform The Lumberjack Song.  Poor Derek.  He didn’t want to do it at first, but we made him.  There were too many of us to resist.  Plus we begged his older brother to harrass him about it.  Trudy was our girl lumberjack and it was fun, but nothing is the same as your first time.

At the end of that year, we gathered one more group together to perform at the school Talent Show. Then we graduated and moved away, and I have never performed another Monty Python sketch.  How sad.

10 years later, Barrett was in Atlanta and stopped by to visit.  Nathan had a horrible job at the time, and Barrett was very sympathetic.  He seemed to be more angry with the evil boss than Nathan (who had shifted his energy to finding a new job).  We had a great visit and promised to get together more often.  He lived in Knoxville at the time, but traveled to Atlanta every so often.  That was the first time I had seen him since college, and it was the last time we ever spoke (he was really bad at returning calls). A few months later, I was at a yard sale with my friend Claudine trying to unload all of our junk for a decent price.  I had just turned down a lady who offered me ten cents for all of my ceramic miniatures (I was really into tiny figurines in junior high, don’t ask why I still had them) and the wooden display case (with a glass door) when I got a call from one of my GSH friends.  Barrett had be hit by a truck on the highway and died.  As each friend found out, they called me to talk about it.  It was surreal.  Sometimes I still expect to find out it was a mistake or some twisted joke.  I don’t think I would be surprised to bump into him on Market Square.

So, that’s my story, and I’m sticking to it.  The Lumberjack Song always brings up a swirl of conflicting emotions and memories. In the end, it always reminds me of Barrett which leads me to think about what the world lost.  He was a real gem.  Weird in all the right ways.  We moved to Knoxville the year after Barrett died, and if he were still alive, we would probably hang out, just like we said.  Nathan thought he was great when he came to visit.  But he was too much for this reality.  He seemed to live on a different plane.  A surreal and fantastic existence, that we all wanted to share.

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History in the Making

I am giddy. Tomorrow morning we pack it up and head north (like crazy people in this weather). Back in the fall, my friend Sarah and I decided we wanted to see this historic inauguration in person. We tried to get tickets and failed, but we are going anyway. We’ll be staying with friends in the area and braving the insanity. My friend Melissa’s house is home base. She kindly offered to drive us to the metro station Tuesday morning. Mel is staying home, though, as she is ready to pop out a baby. We have promised to take many photos and tell her all about it. I can’t wait!! More on the road trip tomorrow.

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Skinny Bitch (the book)

I recently read the book Skinny Bitch, not because I feel I need to change my eating habits or diet, I’m pretty satisfied with my current look (although I could use a bit more exercise), but because I really liked the no-nonsense voice.  It’s pretty straightforward, if you want to be skinny, don’t eat crappy food.  I get it.  I do it.  We did go through a brief Krystal kick at the end of the year, but that is really quite out of character.  But then they kept going.  You can’t be skinny if you eat rotting carcass (meat) or any animal products.  Really?  I mean, I have a friend who is skinny (yet healthy) and eats way more animal products than I do.  Then I delved a bit further and realized that they were using the desire to be thin as a platform for their vegan beliefs.

I do not have any issue with people who wish to be vegan.  I think it requires great skill to avoid animal products in this world of unnamed additives.  I am not a vegan.  I thought about being a vegetarian when I was 12 (my ex-step-dad said they wouldn’t buy any food for me and being 12, I realized the difficulty of attaining food on my own both monetarily and transportationaly, so, pragmatist that I am, I kept eating lots of veggies and some meat).  For some reason people always assume I’m a vegetarian.  It’s actually very entertaining to serve up a slice of dead cow in front of them.  I love a good surprise.

Anyway, I will not be taking the Skinny Bitch approach to eating any time soon.  Nathan & I have lessened the amount of meat we eat and focus more on veggies and such, but I love sushi and granola with local, pasture-fed, non-homogenized milk, and cheese (which is apparently addictive, go figure).  We avoid “conventional” meat (and most any other “conventional food” when we can get local and preferably organic, although there is a question as to the organic standards and “factory organic.”), and if I can’t pronounce it or define it, I try not to eat it.  Skinny Bitch is an animal rights manifesto.  I think The Omnivore’s Dilemma is more informative on topics such as factory farming and weird food additives.

Spring boarding off the “self-improvement” topic that’s somewhere in here, I will now switch to an only marginally related topic; people who say “I don’t take good pictures.”  Well great!  That’s what I’m here for.  I just finished editing headshots from yesterday, and I must say, the majority of the lovely women I photographed profess to dislike pictures of themselves.  Why!?  You’re beautiful!  I have people always asking me to take out little lines and wrinkles (which I can and do), but seriously, folks, we can’t all look 15 forever.  Why would you want to?  Be proud of the skin you’re in.  If you’re dissatisfied, exercise and eat right.  Even one woman who is concerned because she has put on some weight looks fantastic.  She has a beautiful smile, perfect teeth, and great skin.  So all you ladies out there with bad headshots on your cards and websites, go find a good photographer (me, perhaps?) and have them take a nice, well lit, picture.  Do it now!  Then go lose weight or grow your hair out or whatever will make you happy with your look and have a new one done.  It’ll be a great before and after, plus you won’t be sporting that poorly cropped picture from your sister-in-laws birthday party 5 years ago.

And on a quick little note, most everyone looks better from a slightly higher angle.

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Rurouni Kenshin episode 95

As many of you may have read on my twitter feed, back around my birthday I found all 95 episodes of Rurouni Kenshin at McKay’s (our local used books and stuff store) for $30.  How awesome!  It took under a month to watch all 2000+ minutes, and I’d say about 1900 of them were great.  There were 100 or so minutes of filler for filler’s sake (dude, we need 3 more minutes; which montage of semi–relevant scenes should we insert?) and 20 of those minutes were in episode 95.  Now, some of you may fear that this might be a big spoiler.  It’s not.  If you’re a real purist and don’t want to know what happens at all, just move along and come back after you’ve seen the show…

OK, are they gone?  Great!  So, here’s a synopsis of episode 95.  A synopsis of the whole series (in case you haven’t seen it and don’t care if you know what happens) will follow, but I didn’t want to say “no spoiler” so long as you can skim past all of this total spoiler material.  So jump to the part with all caps to get to the full synopsis.

Now, I know that from this brief summary you may get the impression that perhaps I didn’t love this series.  But in that assumption, you would be wrong.  I LOVE Rurouni Kenshin!  It is one of my favorite series.  I used to rush home from the worst job ever (well, really second worst, and really only that I have had, not ever on the face of the planet), and watch it on the cartoon network.  It is the ONLY show I have ever considered planning something around.  I have to admit that I connect with Kaoru every time the other characters tease her and she rises to the bait (and then punches someone).  And Kenshin is very likable (and badass).  The story is interesting, and the animation is good.  I even like a lot of the music.  It’s a really really good show and I think anyone (except people like my mom who would never watch an animated show because she can’t believe there would be anything for adults in an animated form) would enjoy it.  But, like other anime series that have been awesome up until the final episode (you know who you are *cough* Eva *cough*), it felt like the animators finished episode 94 and then did a recount, realized they were one episode short, and then dropped 30 hits of acid.

On that note, and without further ado, a scene by scene recap of episode 95:

Kenshin & Kaoru go on a day trip.  Yahiko hangs with his little “girlfriend” (because no one in this show is allowed to acknowledge an actual relationship) and helps out around the Akabeko while Sanosuke is hanging out with the doctor, and we get a big smack over the head that perhaps they like each other too.

Lots of slow panning scene setters.

Scene setters turn into video clips.

Slow panning video scene setters

Still shots.

Kenshin & Kaoru in grave yard.  The other characters briefly interact in their scenes.

More scene setters, this time of a beach.

Kenshin & Kaoru walk in the posterized video of the ocean and it looks weird.

Everyone gets rained on.

Kenshin & Kaoru are stuck on the island with the grave yard because the ferry doesn’t want to get wet (or something) and won’t come to take them back until tomorrow (Gee, Fred, What are we going to do in this dark old barn?**)  They determine they will go find a place to stay at someone’s house.  Sanosuke is cutting wood and has to take a bath at the doctor’s house while Yahiko gets embarrassed about his “girlfriend” at the restaurant during dinner.

Scene setters.

Long shot of Kenshin & Kaoru at someone’s house…  Then just the house….  Then the upstairs light goes on in the house…

Small talk inside house.  Kaoru is embarrassed.  The time frame of the story is called into question.  Kaoru yells at Kenshin.  They go to bed next to each other, but with plenty of room for the holy ghost.

Shots of everyone we have seen this episode sleeping.

Kaoru is sneaky and holds Kenshin’s hand.

Kaoru has a bad dream where Kenshin leaves.  Wakes up to find he’s gone (OH NO!!)

Long shot of Kenshin on the beach (with posterized ocean).  Kaoru running behind him!  Kenshin, don’t leave!!  *cry*

Kaoru trips and Kenshin catches her.

Somewhere in here we get a montage of every time Kaoru cried, several Kenshin fighting with everything he’s got, Kaoru worrying, & other shots of the two of them chosen seemingly at random.

Quick cut to Kenshin’s back as he walks, Kaoru’s shadow on his back (coolest shot of the whole episode).  Kenshin turns around and gives Kaoru a pink shell (which we can only, in our flithy little minds, assume is an allusion to sex).  Fade to white.

Friends on a bridge as Kenshin & Kaoru ride a boat toward it.  Close up on each character pans over group shot.

FIN

You know, I’m okay with the lack of story here.  We have a few loose ends to tie up, which is really a bit odd for an anime as far as my experience has been.  I get the impression that, unlike our culture, the Japanese aren’t so bothered with an ending that isn’t all neatly tied up in a bow.  I would have been okay with the series ending on episode 94, status quo regained.  The really painful thing was the way they just drug every shot out in an obvious attempt to fill their 25 minute allotment.  Was the animation budget THAT tight?

In case you have never seen the show and are curious what else happened (but don’t want to invest the time to watch a really awesome show and are therefore potentially lame) OR you haven’t seen the show in a long time and need a refresher, here is a quick synopsis.  THIS PART COULD DEFINITELY BE CONSIDERED A  SPOILER!  DO NOT READ IT IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW.  (I don’t think this is really that bad because you get no details, but I’d hate to leave off the warning and then find out I’d ruined the show for someone):

First Tokyo story line:

Kenshin meets his friends.

Sexual tension between Kenshin and Kaoru begins.

Bad-guys from the past pop up to test Kenshin’s resolve to never kill again.

Other bad-guys show up for general defeating.

Everyone settles into life at the dojo.

Really big bad-guy shows up and throws a wrench in things.

Kyoto storyline:

Kenshin leaves to go fight really big bad-guy.

Every in Tokyo is sad/mad.

Kenshin is travelling.

Everyone in Tokyo decides to follow him.

Kenshin travels some more.

Everyone else travels a little bit.

We get to Kyoto and people meet.  Big fights happen that test Kenshin’s resolve to never kill.

Kenshin trains to be more badass.

Kenshin goes to fight really big bad-guy.

Friends fight other big bad-guys.

Everyone is worried.

Everything works out.

Meiji storyline:

Kenshin & friends must return to Tokyo.

Government needs Kenshin’s help in Kyoto again.

Everyone works together.

Sexual tension and inaction between Kenshin & Kaoru is driving other characters crazy.

Another big bad-guy threatens Japan.  These bad-guys are German.

We learn to work toward our personal goals (or something like that).

Filler adventures.

One more big bad-guy threatens to rearrange things poorly.

We think the series will end with this storyline and Kenshin & Kaoru will finally get together.

We were wrong.

Final episode (finally, we’ll tie up all those loose ends)…

SPOILER IS OVER IF YOU WANT TO CATCH THE WRAP UP…

So that was that.  I really want to get Samurai X now.  I really did enjoy the show.  I think I would get even more out of it if I knew more about Japanese history (beyond simply the art history) and if I understood all of the little allusions and cultural tags.  But isn’t that they way it is with all media from a culture other than your own.

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**That would be my favorite scene in Scooby Doo… OK, I can’t just leave all of you hanging.  Scooby and the gang are having a school dance in an old abandoned barn (and there’s some sort of treasure hidden nearby I’m sure).  The power goes out and all of these unchaperoned teenagers are left in a dark, abandoned barn in the middle of the countryside.  Daphne exclaims “Oh no, Fred!  What are we going to do in this dark old barn?!”  Then they decide to go for pizza and solve a mystery (I don’t remember in which order).

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New look

So if you popped by my blog last night, you probably noticed a few changes in process.  Weird cropping, weird text, that awful orange color.  Well, after plenty of trial and error, I think I’ve settled on this look for the moment.  What do you think?

Today I need to follow up on some print orders and what not, so this is about all the blog-time I have.  Guess I should get a move on if I’m going to get anything done before REO this afternoon!  🙂

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TGI-2009

Boy was 2008 a crazy year.  I believe the last month sums the year up nicely.  It’s early December and hadn’t started the week-long downpour, Nathan and I had just made plans to actually spend Christmas Eve and Day with my mother.  She was so excited!  We were planning to head to Gainesville (Georgia) on the 22nd or 23rd and spend several nights before heading on to Birmingham and then New Orleans for Trisha & Daniel’s wedding.  Well, not a day later, Nathan gets a call about the schedule for a job which he thought was a job he was already scheduled on but turned out to be a new job.  Yay, new money!  Except that they wanted to have final delivery on the 24th.  Boo!  We were planning to be out of town.  SO, Nathan gets the schedule shifted to the weekend before with final delivery by end of day on the 22nd.  Of course, that means he worked on my birthday and on the Saturday before my party.  🙁  

THEN India got sick and almost died and racked up a HUGE vet bill.  

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That's food on India's face. I had to hand feed him for a few days. And by hand feed, I mean shove food in his face.

Luckily, Nathan had just booked a job that paid for it. YAY!  

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My mom came up for my birthday, there was a tad bit of drama that I only heard about second hand, and we all had a fabulous mid-December.

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I'm actually fairly sober at this point. Just giddy with bowling energy.

Moving on to Christmas week.  Nathan has been ridiculously booked all year (yay!), but none of his jobs have ended on time.  NONE!  Sadly, Nathan has been booked on a per-job basis on most of them, so that means no extra money (even on the one that went a month over!) plus it leaves him double and triple booked when start times overlap hold-overs.  We’re going to have to make some changes on that one.  Of course, lots of folks think it’s a good thing when the deadline gets pushed back because it takes off some of the pressure.  It just makes scheduling difficult.  So, as per the usual, despite working all day Saturday and Sunday, the job was not complete on the 22nd due to some changes left to be decided upon.  They knew we were leaving town the afternoon of the 23rd at the latest, but Nathan didn’t get home until after 7.  We left on the 24th.

Christmas at Mom’s was fun.  My brother was there and he didn’t arrive until after we did (and we left in the afternoon 2 days late, but he got home from work in California on the red eye the morning (5ish, I think) of the 24th and had to get a rental car because his car was backed into in the parking lot of his condo and had been in the shop while he was out of town, but still wasn’t finished.  Those Audi’s take a while to repair).  We stopped at an antique store about an hour north of mom called Fran-tiques (I assume the owner is named Fran) where I bought antique cameras and Nathan got a cane with a sword in it!  Mom was just glad we were able to be there for Christmas Day and completely understood the whole work thing.  Adam pulled up in a white PT Cruiser, and we were so patriotic with my Vintage Red Pearl and Mom’s Opalescence (light blue), in the drive way.

Mom likes to come up with jobs for us when we come to visit, so Nathan & Adam got some bonding time while fixing the garage door and Mom & I cooked the mashed potatoes and squash casserole.  Mom hasn’t really cooked since she moved in a year ago, so we were lucky the stove actually worked.  She has a job at a school nearby and they have a fantastic chef who runs the cafeteria, so she eats a big lunch and then buys chicken salad and pimento cheese for dinner.  Mom also forgot the half-dozen times she completely clogged the drain with potato peels back in Winston-Salem (where the plumber told her to never put potato peels down the garbage disposal) and completely clogged one side of the sink with potato peels.  Oops.  Adam & Nathan spent Christmas afternoon figuring out how to dismantle the disposal and clear the pipe.  It was better than the time she accidentally poured hot wax down the other side (another job for Nathan at our last visit).  Dinner was excellent, and we ended the night with a rousing game of Apples to Apples (a fun and silly game with no real winners or losers so it’s perfect for my overly competitive family, uh, brother).  

Christmas day didn’t start until the afternoon.  Adam was still on Pacific time, I woke up at 9 and then got drawn back into the warm snuggles of Nathan and the blanket and slept until nearly noon.  Alfred and the cats really made out like bandits.  New toys, new bowls, and several donations to the India vet fund.  🙂  We ate left overs and talked about how we needed to hit the road for several hours.  

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As youngest, Adam gets to play Santa. It's a very big job chocked full of responsibility.

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Nathan really does love our new measuring scoops. He's just an ass whenever I take his picture.

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Adam beat out our "you get us for Christmas" gift by giving a "date with your son to the museum" gift. Next time, Adam, next time! >;#

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I love my Christmas socks. I got lots of sock this year. It's great! They go up to my knees! Did I mention I love them? Thanks mom!

We finally left about 5 hours after we had planned to, and didn’t get into Birmingham until almost midnight (yay time zone change!)

Birmingham is where my youngest aunt and her family live.  They’re a family of 5 living in a 2 bedroom (with a third created out of an office) 2 bath house in Homewood which is a cute suburb.  They’ve lived there since the oldest, Curtis, was a baby and it’s a great house!  Of course, they aren’t keen on growing up practically on top of each other, but they’re definitely a close family and I think the smaller house (which is quite a bit larger than ours) didn’t hurt.  They let us drop some of our stuff there (remember, we had Christmas gifts and enough clothes to stay in Tennessee for several days as well) so we wouldn’t have a temptingly full car in the big city and wouldn’t have to drag everything into the hotel.  We were having such a great time hanging out that we left later than planned as well (go figure) and didn’t pull into New Orleans until after 9.

Once in New Orleans, we stopped by the bride’s mom’s suite to say hi and then hit the hay.  Saturday was beautiful (Nathan thought it was a little muggy), but it was a great day to shoot a wedding.  We didn’t have to be anywhere until 1, so we wandered the French Quarter in search of lunch which we found at this sketchy looking dive called Coop’s Place.  Turns out Coop’s is a local favorite.  The food was great!  We ordered way too much.  We didn’t eat it all (nothing beats shooting a wedding on a stuffed stomach).  

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Here's an iPhone photo while we waited.

After lunch there was time to change and walk a few blocks to the house where the wedding took place.  It was a fun little walk and the house is fantastic.  Three stories (of steep stairs) and a courtyard.  The ceilings were 20ft or higher!  Trisha was on the top, of course, getting her hair and makeup done.  She was so calm!  Even when the fruit trays were late, she was firm but not bridezilla.  Her dress was incredible and her hair was done by the boyfriend of her New Orleans hair stylist who had only done it once before at her hair and makeup trail.  We had such a good time upstairs that the hours flew by, and she was hurrying to get the last touches of her ensemble complete in order to finish the ceremony before the reception guests arrived.

Nathan was hanging out with the boys during all of this.  His iPhone saved the day when they needed to find out how to fold a pocket handkerchief.  I can’t wait to see his pictures.  We haven’t gotten to that part in the edit yet.  Hey!  It’s only 40 gigs of photos.  Nathan’s angle for the ceremony was incredible, though.  Ooh!  I can’t wait to post some pics.

OK, so I think I’ve blogged a bit about the wedding and will blog more when I have photos ready… so moving on, it was great, everyone had a great time, the after party was fun and the fried shrimp at Coop’s was the perfect midnight snack.  We were amused by the bartender who, when asked if the kitchen was open, replied that he hoped so since they had cooks in it.  Apparently midnight is a good time for the regulars.  

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Here is a picture of what was left of our fried shrimp.

On our way back to the hotel, we stopped and bought some art from a street vendor.  Nathan & Jack, the paper cutting artist.  He only uses found paper.

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Then we went back to the hotel to crash (after inquiring about extending our stay and being told we should be able to, but to check back in the morning).  I didn’t get to crash immediately, though.  I got an email from a client who needed some shots I did for her the week before.  I had prepped them and thought they were online, but I didn’t have access to the internet and my phone doesn’t like the ftp site.  Adam Richey (not my brother but Nathan’s friend who helps us out on shoots and such) had uploaded something similar when we were in Huntsville before our Chicago trip, but he was in Cookeville until Monday.  I emailed back that I needed her to check the ftp site and if they weren’t there to let me know asap so I could call around to my friends and find someone in town with enough computer knowledge to get it done.  After stressing and trying to figure out if I could fix the situation immediately, I gave up and crashed out.

Sunday in New Orleans was awesome.  We called Big Fatty’s because we thought Lisa was from NOLA, but the guy who answered said she wasn’t but he was and suggested Cafe Maspero.  We wondered through the art galleries and watched the people.  Trisha & Daniel had invited us to watch the game in their suite but ended up running errands all afternoon instead.  We ate at Maspero and really enjoyed the jambalaya and the muffaletta.  The red beans and rice was sadly bland beyond repair.  It was as if they absorbed and neutralized spice.  I put in salt, pepper and hot sauce and they just never got any better.  Oh well.  There was an awesome flea market near the hotel that we perused for a while and of course we stopped at Cafe du Monde for beignets and coffee (YUM!!)  We bought a box of beignet mix for the Shields family and for Kay & Hal, our neighbors who fed the cats.  We also purchased a really cool carved, batiked mask from Indonesia.  

 

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The view from our room was pretty cool. Too bad Nate is all up in my shot! 😉

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Waiting in line for beignets.

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YUM! Beignets!!

 

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Our hotel, Le Richelieu. Only hotel with free parking in the French Quarter.

 

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Cafe Maspero was ok, but a bit touristy.

Our favorite way to see a city is to pretend like we live there, so when Trisha & Daniel invited us to go to dinner with some friends at their favorite restaurant in the whole city, Tan Dinh, we were super excited.  Well, I was super excited.  Nathan was a little wary because it was Vietnamese, and he wasn’t certain he liked Vietnamese food.  But he was a trooper and went along.  Daniel ordered for us, and we all ate family style.  OH MAN!!  The food was so incredible!  I’ve had Vietnamese and liked it before, but now I’m completely spoiled.  It’s worth driving to New Orleans just to eat and then drive home.  We rode the ferry over which was really cool.  Really cold too.  

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Trisha took our picture with the city in the background.

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Late Sunday night, my friend Kevin finally noticed my facebook and twitter posts about being in NOLA.  I thought he was still in Cookeville for the holidays, so I hadn’t even emailed him.  We decided we would meet for lunch on our way out of town. The hotel, Hotel le Richelieu, had a 1 p.m. check out time, which I suspect is kind of a necessity in a party city like New Orleans.  I felt the need to pack and organize everything before bed, so Nathan and I had time to get up and laze around.  Go down the street to buy a matching mask for the one we bought the day before (it looked so sad and lonely.) and then gather our things and check out.

Quick blurb about the masks. They represent two soul mates who were of warring tribes.  They met and did not realize they were enemies until after they had fallen deeply in love.  Unlike so many tales that start this way, these two decided to make it work and created peace for their people through their love.  We thought it was a pretty great story.

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Ok, so back to the story which seems a bit long winded, but I promise, we are getting to the ridiculous part…

We meet Kevin for lunch at Juan’s Flying Burrito, and while enjoying delicious fish tacos and jerk nachos, Nathan gets a call.  It’s the people from before who have a change they need made NOW!  Can we have it by end of day (it’s 1:30ish central time, so that’s only 3 hours)?  Well, no.  Nathan had to tell them there was no way to get it done by the end of the day because:

1. it was a fairly complex roto job that involved people walking in front of a blank wall where they would like to have a logo put to cover something they didn’t care for on the wall and to give more brand identity to the spot.

2. we had NO internet.

But, we were on our way back to Birmingham where we would have internet, so we’ll get there around 7 or 8 and get right on it.  Hurray!  They will have it by end of day tomorrow.

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We were basically done with lunch, so we paid up, said our goodbyes and hit the road.  Now some folks may not know this, but Mississippi is basically as desolate as Kansas (and about as straight and flat).  So we had just passed the last bit of civilization when Nathan got a call from the client requesting a mockup by end of day so they can discuss placement of the logo.  Great!  We’ll stop at the next hotel or cafe or whatever has wifi…  There’s nothing.  We finally get to an exit with a gas station where we stop and get the laptop out of the trunk so Nathan can install the software he had brought just in case of such an emergency.  For some reason my battery was close to dead (close enough that the little hard drive would drain it immediately).  So install what we can, now we’re on the lookout for wifi AND power.  Called the client to say “we’re working on it” and kept looking.  Finally, we realized that the iPhones could save the day.  They had emailed the logo to Nathan, but he had everything else.  If we could download the logo to my phone, plug it into the laptop and pull the image off using iPhoto, put together a mockup which we then put back on the phone to email, we didn’t need the internet.  We just needed power!

New quest.  We needed a battery adapter to plug the laptop into the cigarette lighter… There is NOTHING!  Not even a Burger King where we could stop and have it our way with a booth and a power outlet.  Nope.  Finally, 2 hours later, we come upon a truckstop.  HURRAY!  Nope, they don’t have it.  But the Love’s 15 minutes down the street does.  So off we go, stopping at the Pilot along the way.  Pilot has not one, but 4 different styles to choose from.  I now have a 2 plug, usb, cigarette lighter or plug straight into your car battery charger thing.  We can edit on the road.tdl_4230tdl_4231

So, we turn Nathan’s email account on on my phone, download the image, plug the phone in, try to remember how Nathan had done this before.  Figured it out but couldn’t find where the image was saved.  Found it.  It’s really small.  Try a couple of other tricks to get a larger image.  Massive failure.  Give up.  It’s just a mock up.  Plug the borg set up into Nathan and his seat (mobile edit unit one), and away we go.  Nathan’s email address won’t send outgoing messages from my phone.  Try again.  Give up, we’ll send it from my email address.  WE ARE HEROES!  And only an hour later getting to Birmingham thanks to our little side trips.  Time to get to work on the real job.

Oh, by the way, the logo needs to come down which reveals the ugly thing on the wall that is the reason for the logo.  Can you just copy and past some bricks over it.  Thanks.  We’ll get right on that (right after dinner, we’re exhausted from our adventure in rural Mississippi).

Having confirmed they had DSL not dial up, we didn’t confirm the state of their mouse (I always use a Wacom but had not brought it on this trip).  My family has a habit of buying ridiculously fancy mouses (mice?) that are impossible to use for detailed roto work.  My uncle swears they have a regular old wired mouse in the basement (laser, not trackball, I hope), but you haven’t seen the basement.  Plus my uncle is getting up there in years and has severe ADD and Parkinson’s.  We figure it will be faster to go to the nearest Wal-Mart/KMart/Target, whatever is open and sell mouses (mice).  An hour and $10 later, we are ready to go.  

Nathan settled in on the newly acquired family heirloom table (bought for $10 from the Library of Congress by my some number of greats grandfather), with his new mouse and my tiny little 17″ monitor (he’s used to a dual set up that’s a lot larger).  I settled in to visit with the fam and find out about that client of mine who hadn’t contacted me about the state of the images she needs.  Turned out the images weren’t on line, but luckily Adam (Nathan’s friend, not my brother) was heading to the house in a bit to visit the cats and do some woodworking.  It was actually all ready to go and was a simple upload.  So glad he could do that!  Thanks, Adam!tdl_4269

Nathan was up until 6 a.m.  I kept him company by sleeping on the couch nearby.  He had to quit when he couldn’t keep his eyes from crossing.  At 8:55 (9:55 their time, so that shows great restraint), Nathan’s phone rings.  They are hoping to see v.1 by lunch time (2 hours).  So out of bed he falls, and back to work.  Its just a little bit of touch up work, but this was a pretty tricky job because of all of the motion blur and the wall color is similar to the color of the people and their clothes.  We stole a wifi connection from the across the street neighbors (they’re friends with our cousins, so it was all good).  There were just a few changes and then we were ready to upload!  Neighbor’s wifi disappeared, so we had to pull the cord out of the back of the family computer (which is in the corner behind a bunch of stuff and I had to do it all by feel) and sit the laptop on the chair, hoping that no one misses it and sits on it.

While Nathan slaved away, Jamie & I made the entire box (all 4 dozen) of beignets.  It was fun and delicious.  I think between the 7 of us, we had them all polished off by lunch time.  They may have been better than the ones we got at the actual cafe.  We made them a bit smaller (about 1″ square rather than the 2″ suggested size), so the powdered sugar to beignet ratio was nice and high.  The sugar buzz may explain the next adventure a bit…tdl_4251

Turns out there’s a difference in “high-speed” and “high-speed” and my family buys the slowest, cheapest connection.  So it was just a waiting game.  Luckily, Jamie (my uncle) had plans!  We were going to cut down a tree that was “too close to the house.”  While they were preparing, I went out to photograph the 4 family cars they want to sell.  During that, my oldest 20D (emergency backup camera) registered an error 99 and hasn’t worked since.  Sigh.  Time to call Canon on that one.  I was inside fiddling with the camera when the tree cutting extravaganza began.  It was the most terrifying experience of Nathan’s life.

A bit about my relatives.  Catherine (my mom’s youngest sister) is a bit bossy (or a lot if you ask the kids) which seems to be a family trait.  She’s generally not bossy to me, so I like her just fine.  Jamie, her husband, has severe ADD and Parkinson’s and is incredibly stubborn. Curtis, the oldest, is 23 and happy-go-lucky.  Rachel, 20, is laid back and wise (she was inside with me).  Joseph, the youngest, is still in high school and temperamental and sarcastic as only a teenager can be, but still sweet.  Put all of them in a tiny house with too much stuff and watch the hilarity ensue.  

Nathan didn’t realize the folly of volunteering to help, so next thing he knows, he is at the bottom of an extension ladder stretched as high as it will reach, trying to keep it from twisting around the tree.  My uncle is at the top with a chainsaw whacking away at branches which are falling onto Nathan.  I feel it will be better told in his own words, so without further ado, my first guest blogger:

Nathan:

The plan was to drop the tree between the two houses. I was told the tree had to go because it was too close to the house. Claire’s uncle had set up the extension ladder. He’s a really good person, but he’s getting older and is a while from being in shape. I’m told he has ADD and is dealing with the beginning stages of Parkinson’s disease. He’s going to climb the extension ladder and cut an offending oak to the ground with a chainsaw. He primed the chainsaw on the ground. Then climbed to the top. My job. Hold the ladder. Do not let the ladder fall. Each step he takes on the way up twists the ladder alarmingly. He stops three rungs from the top. He wraps his arms around the tree and cranks the chain saw. At this point, I’m staring up at him watching his hand shake while holding the revving chainsaw quietly contemplating what to do should he drop said chainsaw.

OK, so I’m back.  Nathan got distracted in the middle of his story.  So here’s how it went down…

Jamie announced after breakfast that at 3 everyone was to gather in the yard to cut down a tree.  I thought he meant one of the spindly little trees in the front yard, but nope, he meant the big oak tree between their house and the neighbors house.  We had intended to be on the road by then, but the upload was taking way longer than anticipated, so there we were, just twiddling our thumbs.

I’m not certain how Nathan got volunteered as Ladder Holder.  The other boys had ropes around the tree, I think, to pull it towards them.  They didn’t have them very high, and Nathan said he was surprised the top of the tree didn’t fall the other direction, whacking Jamie and knocking him, and the chainsaw onto Nathan.  We also aren’t sure why no one thought to climb on the roof and cut the higher branches with a pole saw, or hell, just climb the tree and cut some pieces out first.  Well, Curtis offered to do the latter but was shot down by his dad who didn’t want him to get hurt.  So up the ladder goes Jamie.

Remember, I’m inside at this time with Rachel.  Catherine comes in and tells Rachel to go say goodbye to her father and then goes back outside to ask Jamie if their life insurance policy is paid up.  Jamie just starts whacking at branches with the chainsaw letting them fall (on Nathan) and spray sawdust and wood chips everywhere (hindering Nate’s ability to keep an eye on things and react to falling man/chainsaw combos).

Nathan was being pretty nice about the whole Parkinson’s/ADD thing.  It’s really at the point where Jamie should NOT be at the tip top of a tall extension ladder resting on a large, but not that large, tree while wielding a chainsaw.  The next door neighbor made eye contact with Nathan (who was standing in a shower of wood chips and branches) and mouthed “WTF” while Nate just shrugged and shook his head then resumed his valiant attempts to keep my uncle from twisting completely around the tree.

I’m not certain what happened next, but somehow Jamie decided to cut the tree from the far side so that the boys on the ground could pull in down.  Rather than climb down and move the ladder, he just wrapped his arms around the tree and started cutting towards himself through the trunk.  It really seemed like it was over.  He was a nice guy…

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As you can see, the tree came down between the houses and no one was seriously injured.  I guess we underestimated Jamie’s pull with Jesus.  Jamie cut through part of the tree and then the boys pulled it down.  That’s Jamie in the green shirt.  I have no idea what they did with the rest of the trunk.  But they now have firewood and a big open space between the houses.  It really goes a long way to explain why Catherine is so twitchy and worried all the time.tdl_4291

So that was the end of the excitement.  The rest of our journey was pretty calm.  We stopped to visit our friend Angie on our way to Cookeville and didn’t get to Nathan’s dad’s house until 1 a.m.  We New Year’ed with Adam’s family and introduced Adam’s mom Linda to Apples to Apples.  My dad cooked his traditional New Years Day lunch with greens and black eyed peas and other things that are supposed to bring wealth and health in the coming year.  Nathan’s mom did a fantastic job choosing useful gifts.  It was good to get home.  We’ve worked on the house, loved on the cats and Alfred, and dug through the massive piles of emails, but I have to say TGI-2009!  Let’s hope, if not for maintaining deadlines, at least payment for the overages (which we are already instating and its fantastic!)  So 2008 was a crazy year of ups and downs.  Lots of stress and lots of work.  We got to go places and see things and people.  It was fun, and I’m glad we get to try again in 2009.  Here are more photos:

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Fun on a Friday night

 I know I’m not the only one out there organizing a chest freezer tonight. Just admire my before and after shots. Thank you, thank you. I know. I’m a freezer organizing genious. Notice how all of the leftovers are on the top and easily accessible. The the veggies are just below but you don’t actually have to move anything to get to them. What you can’t see is the meat, which we are cutting down on, is below the crate of leftovers. Also, the desserts are on the very bottom. You have to want dessert enough to work for it.

The before is what the freezer looked like after my last organization attempt was interrupted. It was pretty gruesome and made me sad. Funny how the little things can just brighten up your day. 🙂

Notice how everything is just piled all willy-nilly.

The lower layer was even worse.  This is what happens when you get everything pulled out of the freezer and plan to begin the chaos massacre, and then your husband tells you that dinner will be ready in 5.

This is only half of the stuff in the freezer.  You see the beginning of organization; veggies in the crate, desserts and cooking supplies on the red cart, left overs and more veggies on the work bench.  I had to resist the temptation to rest anything on the handy heater next to me.  It was definitely on, and I was definitely wearing my winter coat and heavy gloves.

Ah, nice and tidy.  I know, it may look similar to the top, but seriously, there are left overs in the top crate with meat in the crate below.  Veggies and homemade chicken stock are along the front and fruits are in the middle crate.  We definitely have too much dessert, you can see it takes up the entire right side.  Oops.

No reason to not eat leftovers.  “but I don’t know what’s in there”  well, it’s all at the top, read the labels.  Of course, it doesn’t help if you didn’t like them the first time…




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Hair Apparent

So I’m trying to be earth friendly in all that I do. I admit, I still buy some imported food and what not, but if I can, I buy local. I also turn out the lights when I leave the room, recycle everything I possibly can, use cloth bags for shopping and combine trips to conserve gas. I even bought a bike to go to and from the grocery store (though I haven’t actually made that trip yet. It’s kind of a scary road.) Among our attempts at earth friendliness has been a trial with fancy shampoos and conditioners from places like EarthFare. Over the last year, we have tried several different brands, all with disappointing results. My hair has never been so unmanageable, tangled, and greasy looking. I have given up my soft silken locks for rough Medusa dreads. It’s been tragic. I have always been a bit into my hair. Back in junior high, I had an incident at camp with some larger campers and a huge pair of scissors. I have only had bangs once since then and was reminded why I spent the rest of high school and college with a long, straight blunt-cut. I actually could sit on my hair at one point (not something I would recommend), but it’s always been very healthy. That is, until this year when I tried to be healthy in my hair products. So, I finally gave up and switched back to good, old-fashioned chemical laden shampoo; Garnier Fructis (which sounds like it should be healthy, I suppose. It sounds fruity, and fruits are good for you, right?) Anyway, today was my first good hair day in a while. We’re back to soft and silky and now Nathan wants to do a zombie make up trial which involves putting nasty, greasy gunk in my shiny, soft hair. Oh well. I can always wash it again. The things we do for love…

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The wives of ex-boyfriends

I got unfriended on facebook (and possibly myspace, I suppose I could check) by an ex-boyfriend recently.  He and his wife just had a baby, and I made the mistake of congratulating them on his wall.  Of course, while I was at it, I asked about his grandmother (who was a really cool lady), found out she had died, and sent some photos of her from the one time I met her.  Perhaps that was the final straw.  I only meant it as a nice gesture.  I sometimes have the insight and forethought of my mother (sorry mom, you can kind of be a bull in a china shop.  And if there are 20 ways to take that and one is nice and the other nineteen are mean, I mean the one nice one.  😉 )**

It’s not like I’m a stalker.  It’s not like I want to be BFFs with this guy.  I was really mean to him when we broke up (I dumped him and then basically disappeared.  I’m a pretty firm believer in cutting ties and creating a buffer time to give everyone a chance to calm down.  Learned that one from Nate when I dumped him in high school.  He set the buffer at nearly 2 years.)  We had talked a bit after the break up (like a few months), and he was of the opinion that perhaps we could work things out.  It wasn’t going to happen (I really sit and contemplate and think things from so many angles it’s ridiculous before making such serious decisions–obviously I take a different approach to the non-serious ones.  I’d spent the summer that ended in the break up working at a really boring job, so there was lots of time to think and make lists and think some more.  I was not changing my mind at that point), so I cut all ties hoping to quash that hope and let everyone move on.  Anyway, I felt bad about it, and had decided that we could be friends one day, but not that day.  So a few years later I heard through the Illustration Department/Photo Department grapevine that he was getting married and figured that was a pretty good sign that he had moved on and we could be friends.

So flash forward several years.  We’ve been myspace and facebook friends with all the closeness that that involves (i.e. when his status popped up on my newsfeed I could contemplate checking to see what he was up to, so not much interaction).  I knew he had his dream job and was living the good life.  That’s cool, but not enough to pop over and leave lots of ex-girlfriend messages on his wall.  Until this past month.  

Now, as you may recall from an earlier post, ALL of my friends are either pregnant, trying, or just popped out a kid.  It seems like I could count on one hand (ok, maybe two) the number of non-preggers friends I have.  So when a status about a baby pops up (which is practically every day right now), I rush over and leave a congratulatory post.  Probably a bad idea in this case.  Then it looked like the baby might show up on my birthday (which is always exciting to me.  Actually, Nathan’s cousin who shares my birthday had her son on my birthday this year so now there are 3 of us in the family sharing it), so it piqued my interest, and I was waiting for an update.  

I still don’t know if he showed up in time to be a solstice baby because now we’re not friends anymore.  Turns out the wife was not excited about me and made him unfriend me.  Oops.  Of course, she gets to make the ex-girlfriend decisions (being the wife and mother of his child and all), so I can’t blame anyone, I just find it interesting.  I would never think to make Nathan unfriend anyone.  Hell, he could be friends with all the girls he dated and all the girls he wanted to date.  They could leave him congratulatory posts about whatever and ask about his grandmothers (one of whom died last year) all day long.  I’m very confident in my hold over him… er, I mean, our relationship.  😉  We even had a friend of his he had made out with but never actually dated back in college at our wedding (no ex-girlfriends, though.  But there were a couple invited.)  There was that one time that a friend of his got drunk and told me she wanted to have sex with him (this was before we got married).  That raised my hackles a bit, but I did what I saw fit in the situation, and it did not involve clawing her eyes out or insisting Nathan not be her friend.  Hell, she spent the night in the livingroom with all the other drunk people, not in the street where some people suggested she might belong.  I don’t have enough Springer guest in me.  Plus, she’s not anywhere near as hot as I am.  😉  Oh, and she was AT the wedding (and didn’t seem as excited about all the PDA that weddings involve).  

But, perhaps if I had spent the last 9 months peeing a little whenever I laughed or sneezed and hadn’t seen my feet for the last several of them and was probably going through all kinds of hormonal shifts having just pushed a human being out a very small hole (which my mother promises stretches enough, but I’ve heard about tearing and cutting, and I’m not buying her “child birth is a wonderful, painless experience that is just a lot of hard work and nothing more” story), perhaps I would be a little more uncomfortable with my man getting facebook posts from his ex.  But knowing me and knowing Nate, I doubt it.

Anyway, I don’t have a very long list of ex-boyfriends (Nate’s ex- list, on the other hand… Whew!).  I’m only friends with a handful (the rest I either lost touch with or hate me.  I was generally the heart-breaker.  Sorry guys!).  But I’ve never had one whose wife seemed to find me disagreeable.  We even had one ex and his girlfriend spend the night on their way to California and have an open invite to stay with them.  I’m pretty good friends with a couple of Nathan’s ex-girlfriends, and even shot the wedding of one.  I guess I just don’t understand the concern about ex’s.  There was a reason it didn’t work out and that reason most likely still exists.  But that doesn’t mean you can’t still be friends.  Especially since I’ve been with Nathan for 8 years now.  All of my ex’s are at least 8 years out of date.  And most of us are all married.  Perhaps I’m too naive and trusting (which would be uncharacteristic)  But it’s probably because I am so awesomely intimidating.  😉

** Editor’s Note:  My mom is an awesome mom, but she’s always been a bit of a bantam rooster.  Being smaller than everyone–and related to my aunts and uncle–will do that to a person, I guess.  So no offense to my mom who just recently found out I have a blog.  I love you mom!  🙂

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Sara(h)s

I am surrounded by fabulous women named Sara/Sarah. All but one seem to have the middle name Elizabeth. It sounds nice together, Sara Elizabeth. The other one is Sarah Elaine which is a family name and pretty close. Anyway, it was event planner Sarah’s birthday on Monday, but she was keeping it on the DL. We REO sisters gathered at Soccer Taco after our meeting for margaritas and to wish Sarah a happy birthday. We accomplished the margarita goal just fine, but when we all began to sing Happy Birthday to Sarah, she turned and sang to Melinda. It was hilarious, a bit devious and totally Sarah. Thanks for a fun night, ladies!

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