Slamdot rocks

Current mood:  happy

That’s my new webhost.  I was confused about the new dashboard, and Daniel, the guy I met at the Chamber Event who signed me up for slamdot, came to Nathan’s office and helped us get our e-mail set up and showed me around the dashboard.  Slamdot rocks.  The dashboard is actually quite easy to manage, plus there are all kinds of ways to check things like my php and stats without going through the processes of clicking through pages of stuff.  Plus, they’re based out of Knoxville, so I get to talk to a real person (who gave me a direct number so I don’t even have to listed to musak).  I am so excited!  So far so good.  Now I just need to finish clearing up my webmail with ix (which Daniel showed us how to find again), and then cancel with them.  I’M SOOOO HAPPY!

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I hate The Office

Current mood:  frustrated

And by “hate” I mean “love.”  But we just finished season 2, and season 3 doesn’t come out until September!!  I can’t believe they would do that to me!  I totally love this show (and I don’t even work in an office).

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stupid webhost

Current mood:  excited

YAY!  We’re leaving our old webhost.  Honestly, our site hasn’t had much problem with downtime, our biggest problem has been the e-mail and the customer service.  We’re now paying more, but we’ve found a local webhost (their servers are in Dallas, but they are here) who has promised better customer service.  Nate was initially against the change simply due to the jump in price, but our old host sealed the deal today with their screwy e-mail crap and lack of caring that I can’t e-mail comcast subscribers (I am a comcast subscriber!)  I’m excited.  Hopefully now I won’t be blocked by comcast (I’ve signed up for a personal IP so I don’t have to share it with potential spammers, it was only $1 more), and Nate can delete messages from his inbox, and all of our messages will actually go where they are supposed to go and get to us when they’re supposed to.  Finger crossed!

 
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A few of my least favorite things

Current mood:  sad

It’s time to back up the harddrive.  Now I aways back everything up as soon as I put it onto my computer, but then I reorganize, rename, and edit stuff, along with all of that fun color correcting and order filling.  So everything needs a second round of backing up.  I figure since I’ve basically filled the drive (down to about 9 gigs which is less than half of an event, maybe 1 portrait sitting), it’s time to clear up some space.  I’ve burned all of the disks, but now it’s my least favorite part: double checking and deleting.  I hate deleting stuff.  It gives me a queasy feeling to watch all of my stuff going into the recycle bin.  It’s like pulling teeth to get me to empty the recycle bin.  Where is my stuff going?  I know I have it all backed up safe and sound, but I hate to delete any copy of anything.  Oh well.  I need the space.  Where is my 2 terabyte mirrored and striped array when I need it?

 
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my evil avatar

Current mood:  amused

 

So, some of you may be wondering who the crazy looking chick with the big collar is.  That, my friends, is the Artist Formerly Known as Claire.  Robin fought her on City of Heroes and then called to tell me that I have an evil twin (who dyes her hair, I guess).  Anyway, I thought it was damn hillarious.

Fast forward many months, and Nathan is talking to a friend and my evil avatar comes up.  They took a bit of time (like 5 seconds) to google her, and there she is.

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My mom amuses me

Current mood:  amused

 

A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named “bushcronium.” Bushcronium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.
These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
The symbol for bushcronium is “w.” Bushcronium’s mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons in a bushcronium molecule, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that bushcronium is formed when morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as “critical morass.” When catalyzed with money, bushcronium activates foxnewsium, an element that radiates orders of magnitude and more energy, albeit as incoherent noise. Foxnewsium has 1/2 as many peons but twice as many morons.
 

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Zimmerman 
 
 

Ok, that was extremely hard to read. (Your text is super small) But very amusing!!!!

Posted by Zimmerman on Tuesday, July 17, 2007 – 10:13 PM 
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Heather 
 
 

Hilarious!

Posted by Heather on Wednesday, July 18, 2007 – 12:23 PM

 

     
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Road Trip–Week 2

Current mood:  content

Day 10: Monday.  We were back in the flat prairies of Heartland America.  It is flat!  They apparently don’t need gas or food either.  I mean, seriously, there was NOTHING to eat.  Ok, there were McDonald’s and Wendy’s and that crap, but that’s not food.  Although, after eating “home cooking” in OK and eastern CO, Micky-D’s didn’t look so bad.  We stopped for lunch at “Taco John’s” (basicall Taco Bell with a little man on the building rather than a big bell and hashbrowns.  Everything came with hash browns–a.k.a. “ole potatoes”).  It took an hour to find this place.  We were so hungry we were dizzy.  Nate had seen the Taco John’s sign about 45 miles before we got there and announced that that was where he planned to eat.  I think he was disappointed.  Despite my hunger, I opted to wait until he was done and then dig out the turkey and stale bread for a sandwich in the car.  I just looked at all of that disgusting meat product and couldn’t imagine eating any of it.  Nathan plodded through 1.5 tacos before giving up.  He got a side of nachos (chips with canned cheese) for the road, and I was content with my stale bread turkey sandwich.  After looking at the map, we decided to book it all the way to Kansas City (a 9-10 hour drive) where we planned to stay with Amy and Stacey.  We were aiming to arrive early enough to eat at the Golden Ox, a steakhouse suggested by Nathan’s dad).  We made it with 30 minutes to spare.  The steak was great, the creamy potatoes were great, the green bean casserole was great, the salad with ranch dressing was great, the service was great too!  Everything was great.  It was weird, though, when we got out of the car and seated in the restaurant.  Nathan and I both felt a little drunk.  Well, kind of a lot drunk.  We assume it was too much oxygen due to waking up in Denver.  We didn’t get to Amy and Stacey’s house until 10, but they stayed up and hung out.  They’re super nice.  Hailie was sick, so Amy was staying home the next day too.  I was so happy to see a bed and to be out of the car!

Day 11: Tuesday.  We woke up in Kansas City with grand plans.  We spent a few hours visiting with Amy and then hit the road for St. Louis.  It was raining, but we were cool with that.  The fact that there were trees and hills and places to eat was wonderful.  We also learned (the hard way) that you should buy your gas in western Missouri.  We ate lunch at a little restaurant with a lunch buffet of actual food cooked at the actual restaurant.  It was great!  When we arrived in St. Louis, I showed Nathan the Lewis Center but we didn’t go into the photo area.  I don’t have the fondest memories of the faculty and didn’t think I should say the things I probably would.  We went to the zoo and got rained on, drove around the campus which is a giant construction zone, noticed that the comic book shop was recently closed (they were still packing it looked like), and ate dinner at Fitz’s.  Nathan loved the root beer so much we bought a 4 pack along with a 4 pack of orange cream.  Man is that stuff awesome!  I need to see if they have a website.  After spending so much time with nature, we decided we weren’t interested in spending the night in a city, so we moved on.  The rain was terrible, though, and we had to stop around 30 minutes outside of St. Louis at a Comfort Inn.

Day 12: Wednesday.  The rain wasn’t letting up and we decided we’d had enough vacation, so we set a course for home.  After eating free breakfast next door to the hotel, we were back off the interstate (we cheated on Days 10 and 11 and used I-70 the whole way).  The rain let up some, but it was dreary all day.  We saw the fastest moving train I’ve ever seen.  We finally decided we just wanted to get home and hopped back on the interstates.  We made it through Nashville at rush hour surprisingly easily.  After stopping for dinner with Aaron, we got home around 10ish.  The cats were happy to see us at first, then Rupert remembered that we left him and got mad so we had to woo him back.  We brought in the necessities, and left the rest of the car packed.  Our bed never felt so good, but we didn’t sleep well because we had needy cats climbing all over us all night.

Day 13: Thursday.  We woke up late and had some breakfast.  We ate hotdogs for lunch, took a nap, read some from “The 13.5 lives of Captain Bluebear” (a purchase at the super awesome Denver book store The Tattered Cover), and have been playing Zelda for the rest of the day.  Tomorrow we may do some work on the house.  Then we head to Cookeville so we’ll be there for Adam’s graduation Saturday.  We’re still technically on vacation, but Nathan has been extremely popular on the phone.  I’m thinking it may need to go on vibrate underneath something…  He told me I’m not allowed to work, so neither is he!

 

 

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Road Trip, Week 1

Current mood:  happy

We are nearing the mid point of our grand road trip to Denver.  This is my first web access, so I thought I’d take a moment to let everyone know we have made it to Colorado.  We were not blown off the planet by the extreme winds on the Oklahoma plains.  It has been a blast!  Here’s the low down (pictures to come).

Day one: Saturday.  My portrait session cancelled, so we had time to repack the car 4 times (apparently our eyes were bigger than our trunk space).  We took it easy and spent the night in Cookeville after visiting Rock Island.

Day two: Sunday.  We had a leisurely breakfast with my dad.  Then we hit the highway to make up some time to Little Rock.  We stopped to eat at Nick’s just east of Little Rock for some awesome barbecue and cat fish.  We spent a nice evening visiting with Beth and her energetic dog Max.

Day three: Monday.  We took our time through Arkansas.  Pinnacle Peak was a must stop and we spent the night on Magazine Mountain (in the nicest camp ground I’ve ever seen).  It was beautiful.  We stopped at a tiny little restaurant that sold Burgers, Chicken, Mexican, Pizza, and Pasta.  It was the only restaurant that wasn’t a Sonic or in a convenience store.  My burger was pretty good.  Arkansas is beautiful, by the way.

Day four: Tuesday.  We woke up to a misty morning and by the time we were all packed up, the fog had rolled in.  It was really cool.  We trucked it through Oklahoma and got a bit annoyed with Greta (the GPS) for taking us on the interstate (what part of “avoid highways” includes anything that starts I-?)  We had an awesome lunch at the 4-star diner (“the place to eat”) and it was delicious!  I had fried chicken with mashed potatoes, spinach, and corn nuggets.  Nate had country fried steak with mac and cheese, cucumber salad, and corn nuggets.  It was incredible.  We stopped for the night in Enid so that we could do all of the scenic drives as we headed toward the pan handle.  Dinner was at a cute little wine and tapas/Italian restaurant.  We had Fettucini Alfredo with chicken.  It was a bit bland, but not bad.  We took a detour on the way to Enid to visit a state park (that was pretty much a recreation area rather than a natural area).  There we picked up a map and a guide to Oklahoma state parks.  This came in handy on Wednesday.

oops!  I have to stop there.  We’re going to look at our pictures.  I’ll finish the update later.

Continue…

Day 5: Wednesday.  We woke up bright and early and programmed Greta with waypoints that would allow us to see all of the fantastic Oklahoma sites listed on our state park guide.  We saw Gloss Mountain which was a bunch of red mesas and pretty cool.  The rest of the areas were pretty much just flat and very similar to the other flat areas of Oklahoma that we had seen.  I guess April isn’t the time of year to see the midwest at its best.  We stopped for lunch at Wynock (not 100% on the spelling) which was a tiny little town that was nearly deserted at 11:15 on a Wednesday morning.  Unfortunately, the Gooseberry Patch Diner was the only eatery with an “open” sign and the little old lady who ran it said the food wouldn’t be ready for another 30 minutes.  It smelled amazing in there, but we moved on.  We drove through a deserted little town, accidentally hit a suicidal road runner (it ran under our tires at the last minute.  We felt terrible.  It was so cute, and then it was a feather explosion).  Greta was getting her revenge for all of the fussing about interstate driving and insisted we take every dirt road she could work into the route.  Finally we came to Alva (which was one of the few towns listed in 12 pt. font on the map.  Most everything else was 8 pt which meant “there is nothing to see here, move along.”)  We stopped for lunch at the Bowl and Cafe which was packed.  Our goal is to eat only at local restaurants.  Sadly, they did not live up to their popularity.  My fish sandwich was a square of frozen fish patty.  Nate’s burger was similarly homemade.  At least it was cheap.  We got back on the road and realized we should have gotten gas.  We booked it to the next nearest 12 pt. city, but were worried we wouldn’t make it.  They were having record winds and it cut our gas milage down 10mpg.  I swear they were 100 mph winds.  Nathan had to fight it the whole way, except when we passed a large dirt or gravel pile.  Then the car would veer sharply right.  Anyway, after a long day of flat, windy, desolate driving, we arrived at Black Mesa state park.  It was also windy and desolate.  The winds were so strong we didn’t have a fire and instead enjoyed a wonderful Cajun turkey sandwich.  The park was pretty cool, though.  It was so quiet and full of wild life.  We saw deer, turkey, and a ton of little black birds.

Day 6: Thursday.  We woke up to the gobbling of turkeys and frost on the tent.  The wind had died down, but it was freezing cold.  I never managed to fully warm up my sleeping bag in the night, so getting out of it wasn’t too shocking.  We decided to forgo showers, though.  The bathrooms were not the 4-star affairs at Magazine Mountain.  The showers were like the sinks; 1 button you had to hold to get water.  We assumed this 1 button would provide cold water, and if it was similar in temperature to the sinks, we wanted none of that frostbite.  We loaded up the car and hit the road.  Greta was still feeling sassy and we crossed into Colorado 27 miles of dirt road.  We appreciated Nathan’s new tires and his Gran Tourismo practice.  It was more flat fields in South-Eastern Colorado.  We stopped for lunch at the Good Sheperd Inn and Diner.  The sign said “Shep’s Home Cookin'” which appeared to be a good sign.  Apparently “home cookin'” meant frozen or prepackaged.  I had Jonah’s fish sandwich which was identical to my bowling alley sandwich only twice as expensive.  My chips came in a Ruffles bag and my lemonade was out of a Minute Maid bottle.  Nate got the barbecue lunch special.  It was 2 slices of mystery meat with barbecue sauce poured over it.  His baked beans were straight from the can.  The “American Fries” appeared to have come from an actual potato, though.  The sweet little old lady was very nice, and it appeared that she had her 90 year old mother working the grill.  Everything was Bible themed too with lamb planters in the windows and Bible scenes on the walls.  Once we got back on the road, we saw some wind farms, and as we neared Denver, we saw big patches of white stuff all around.  Turns out it had snowed 2 days before!  We stopped for the day just a bit south of Denver.  We checked into the Super 8, took showers and a nap.  Dinner was at the Hickory House (best ribs in Colorado) which was really good.  I had a petite filet which was the best restaurant steak I’ve had in a long time.  The sky was really cool as we headed back to the hotel, so we broke out the cameras for a few shots.  Then it was time for bed.

Day 7: Friday.  We drove up to the Rocky Mnt. park, but on surface streets through Denver at rush hour.  It took 3 hours.  We had lunch at Locals, which was ok.  We met a guy from Knoxville at one of the shops.  He suggested a few things to see.  We also stopped at the camera store for a polarizer and saw the people who were sitting across from us at Locals so apparently it is where the locals eat.  We decided not to drive into the park b/c a lot of the roads were closed.  Instead, we checked out the areas the Knoxville guy suggested.  It was a beautiful drive.  Then we headed to Denver to meet April and Andrew.  After unloading the car and relaxing at their place, we headed to an awesome barbecue place called Sam Taylors.  Mr. Taylor was there to make sure everything was good and it was.  We were so happy to get some real food.

Day 8: Saturday.  We hung out at April and Andrew’s most of the day.  They have a super cool koi pond/garden behind their building.  We had lunch at Chipotle’s which was awesome.  Then we stopped by the coolest bookstore called Tattered Cover.  Nate and I spent some money there!  It was awesome.  Everywhere I looked, I saw books I wanted to read.  We went to a Rockies/Braves game that evening and then to Wynkoop’s brew pub for dinner.  It was a very relaxed and awesome day.

Day 9: Sunday.  We got up early and had another leisurely morning.  We headed to the Rocky Mnt. Park and stopped at Molly B.’s for lunch (the Knoxville guy from Friday suggested it).  April and I shared a Chicken Avacado Quesadilla and Veggie Lasagna.  Everyone got a piece of pie for dessert.  I had strawberry rubarb, Nate had key lime, April had pecan, and Andrew had banana cream.  They were all fantastic.  I think we all left a little over stuffed but satisfied.  We drove around the park and walked on the snow around Bear Lake.  It was really warm, but the snow put out enough cool to make it comfortable.  The day was incredibly beautiful with blue skies and puffy white clouds.  April and I took a short nap while Nate and Andrew wandered around some.  On the way home, we stopped for Thai food which was also delicious.  I think it may have been the best Pad See U I’ve ever had.  We did a load of laundry (b/c we could only fit 1 week of clothes in the car) and now I’m sitting here.  I’ll be burning some stuff to disk and then it’s time for bed so we can head out in the morning.  I think we’ve decided to head straight for Kansas City on the interstate so we can visit with Amy and Stacey and then have some extra time in the less flat land of Missouri.  We’ll be stopping for a day in St. Louis so I can show Nathan where I went to school.  Aaron checked on the cats and they have plenty of food and water.  I miss my babies, but we’re having a grand time.  Vacation is great!

 

 

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Thor update

Current mood:  drained

If you read my earlier blog, you know that my dear, sweet, sensible, family sedan Thor was rear ended by a gigantic Chevy Silverado yesterday morning.  Well, I took him by the body shop today for an estimate.  I can’t drop him off until Monday after Allstate does their official estimate, but I wanted to go ahead and start my relationship with the nice folks who will be fixing up my baby.

His bumper is smooshed, the foam under the bumper is broken, the tail lights are broken (but all of the bulbs are fine, shockingly), the insignias are bent (like I really care about those, but while they’re at it, may as well get them fixed too), the trunk lid is completely useless (so we don’t really care about the giant chunk of paint that flaked off since the whole thing needs replacing due to the huge dent and lack of closing/latching), and there are minor scratches on the very back, little, tiny tip of the passenger back quarterpanel (the part that wraps around the tail light).  Other than that, he’s in great shape!

Delightfully, rain is predicted starting this afternoon and continuing through the weekend (stopping just in time to drop the car off at the body shop.  How ironic).  In fact, there were some drops on my way to get the estimate.  The nice lady brought out some super sexy blue sticky plastic to cover Thor’s entire back end.  It’s a really hot look.  It’s also made especially for this kind of thing and won’t hurt the paint on the part of the car that isn’t getting replaced.  Plus you can see my lights and license plate through it.  It’s very clever stuff.  At least it should keep the rain out.

Anyway, the estimated damages are…$2400!  That’s well less than the blue book value of this car in moderately good condition (Thor certainly isn’t in pristine shape after 5 long, hard years of Atlanta driving).  I just spent $1200 on stuff under the hood, so I would be really pissed if they totalled him out.  I’d probably cry when I got the piddly check that wouldn’t pay for a replacement b/c he is completely paid off.  Luckily, that doesn’t look like it’ll be the case (I hope).

All of my camera gear (that was in the trunk) has been tested and still works.  My back isn’t sore today, so that’s a good sign.  Thor drives just fine (although I have a sneaking suspicion that the alignment I just paid for will need to be redone).  It could have been a lot worse.  Plus everyone here is super nice.  I highly suggest an accident in Knoxville over Atlanta (if you insist on having one).  I’ve experienced both, and can make my recommendations with confidence.  Also, Allstate gets great reviews from the body shop, so I’m feeling pretty good about my insurance company (the guy who hit me has Allstate too, so it should be pretty darn easy to get this thing straightened out).  I can tell you they’re dealing with this little incident far better than Statefarm dealt with Nate’s run in with an Allstate customer (Not Nate’s fault, but it still took 6 months to get the repair and another year to get the deductible reimbursed.  It was a big, stupid mess and the reason Nate jumped ship over to Allstate with me).

Anyway, I have 4 proof books from previous weddings to finish color correcting, 2 8×10 to also color correct, 3 portrait sittings to edit and put online (1 of them is that school I shoot every semester, so it’s a bit of a doozie), a set of proof sheets/order forms to prep and mail out (also for the school), a wedding album to pull and color correct pics for my designer, a stack of tax forms to fill out (no, not those taxes, these are the fun forms associated with being a corporation.  I need a bookkeeper.  Anyone know someone who would work for praise and perhaps some homemade cookies?), and a long list of wedding vendors to call and meet.  We’re also taking our first ever vacation a week from tomorrow, so it all has to get done in the next week (which is full of now inconvenient meetings due to Thor needing to be in the bodyshop for 4 days.  I’ll have a rental car if I want, but I really hate rentals.  They’re always those little, tiny, silly cars with no room, no pickup, and no trunk space.  They also usually have manual locks, windows, and no little beep-y button.  I am so damn spoiled!)  At least I’m not trucking it around Atlanta.  Whew!

So, after listing off that ridiculous bit of “to do,” I think I’ll get to doing it!  🙂

 
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Nicole 
 
 

dang! craziness.
glad you are ok

Posted by Nicole on Friday, April 13, 2007 – 11:15 PM

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I got rear ended

Current mood:  sore

And this time there was major damage!  🙁  Poor Thor got his booty all smooshed.  Luckily, it’s the other guys fault, and I’m going to take my car in for an estimate.  I hope it’s an easy fix.  He was driving a gigantic Chevy Silverado and had absolutely no damage.  We have the same insurance company, so hopefully it’ll be easy.

I guess I’ll be getting a new bumper, and a new trunk (its “latch” is currently a bungee cord).  I’m just really glad that none of my photo gear was hurt b/c it was all piled in the trunk.  That’s why I buy those fancy camera bags.  I’m a bit sore, but other than that, I appear to be ok.  I’ll be keeping an eye on it just in case, though.  Boy, that really put a damper on my plans for today.

 
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Binkums 
 
 

I’m glad to hear that you’re okay. I was rear-ended in Phoenix once by an old lady.

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Jamie 
 
 

 

I am glad you are ok. I hope you get some rest and I am very glad that non of your gear was hurt!

Jamie

 

Posted by Jamie on Sunday, April 15, 2007 – 1:07 AM 

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